Eggplant Morale Patch

It's a vegetable. That's the whole joke. Behave.

Three inches of purple innuendo you can stick on a bag and claim was an innocent produce decision.

The specs

• 3 x 3 in (7.6 x 7.6 cm) embroidered patch
• Hook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface
• Backpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags
• Repositionable — swap it out whenever you want
• Veteran owned