{"title":"Mood","description":"\u003cp\u003eBurnout, anxiety, dumpster fires and the occasional bath. Wear the feeling so you don't have to explain it.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"this-blows-filsef-morale-patch","title":"This Blows Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis blows. It's a fan. The fan also blows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo jokes for the price of one, and both of them are about how your day is going.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788258566213,"sku":"FP-229","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/this-blows-filsef-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789866031"},{"product_id":"ham-filsef-morale-patch-meme","title":"If A Ham Can Spiral So Can I Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf a ham can spiral, so can I.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMotivational in the worst possible way. The largest patch we make, because the sentiment deserved room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5\" x 3.7\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788258893893,"sku":"FP-157","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/ham-filsef-morale-patch-meme__1.jpg?v=1789865858"},{"product_id":"bad-idea-morale-patch-filsef","title":"Hello I'm A Bad Idea Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eHello, I'm a bad idea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eConsider this your warning label. You have been advised. Proceed anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 1.8\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788259057733,"sku":"FP-152","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/bad-idea-morale-patch-filsef__1.jpg?v=1789865664"},{"product_id":"gaslighting-is-not-real-filsef","title":"Gaslighting Is Not Real Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eGaslighting is not real. You're just crazy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA gas can, a lighter, and a joke that folds in on itself. Read it twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2.9\" x 3.1\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788259156037,"sku":"FP-165","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/gaslighting-is-not-real-filsef__1.jpg?v=1789865856"},{"product_id":"cinnamon-roll-filsef-morale-patch","title":"Looks Like A Cinnamon Roll Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eLooks like a cinnamon roll. Would kill you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSweet on the outside, absolutely not to be trifled with. Note the knife.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 2.3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788259483717,"sku":"FP-220","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/cinnamon-roll-filsef-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789865767"},{"product_id":"it-is-what-it-is","title":"It Is What It Is Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt is what it is, and it isn't great.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA sad little raccoon and the most quietly devastating phrase in the English language.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 2.6\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788259516485,"sku":"FP-226","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/it-is-what-it-is__1.jpg?v=1789865862"},{"product_id":"sweet-treat-filsef-morale-patch","title":"I Need My Sweet Treat Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eI need my sweet treat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTall, frozen, and absolutely non-negotiable. The drive-thru is right there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1.7\" x 3.1\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788259582021,"sku":"FP-223","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/sweet-treat-filsef-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789866030"},{"product_id":"hydrated-filsef-morale-patch-meme","title":"Stay Hydrated Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eStay hydrated. Yes, the cup is that big. No, you won't finish it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe tall boy of water bottles, rendered in thread and quiet judgment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1.8\" x 4\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788259680325,"sku":"FP-225","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/hydrated-filsef-morale-patch-meme__1.jpg?v=1789865860"},{"product_id":"grandpa-filsef-morale-patch-meme","title":"I'm Tired Grandpa Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eI'm tired, grandpa.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe face of a man who has been awake for eleven minutes and is already done. Same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 2.5\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788259844165,"sku":"FP-221","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/grandpa-filsef-morale-patch-meme__1.jpg?v=1789865858"},{"product_id":"caffeinate-and-procrastinate-patch-morale","title":"Caffeinate and Procrastinate Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eCaffeinate. Procrastinate. Repeat until deadline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe official crest of everyone who does their best work in a blind panic at two in the morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788260401221,"sku":"FP-067","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/caffeinate-and-procrastinate-patch-morale__1.jpg?v=1789865666"},{"product_id":"back-and-body-hurts-morale","title":"Back and Body Hurts Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eBack and body hurts. Not the lotion. The condition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor everyone who got old the same way you go broke: gradually, then all at once.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 2.8\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788263317573,"sku":"FP-096","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/back-and-body-hurts-morale__1.jpg?v=1789865664"},{"product_id":"overthink-morale-patch-meme-patch","title":"Let Me Overthink This Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eLet me overthink this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA brain, doing the thing it does best, which is far too much of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2.5\" x 3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788263546949,"sku":"FP-123","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/overthink-morale-patch-meme-patch__1.jpg?v=1789865946"},{"product_id":"filsef-i-choose-violence-morale","title":"I Choose Violence Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eI choose violence, says the very small, very angry duck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA tiny bird with a cigarette and a grudge. Do not test it before coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788263612485,"sku":"FP-105","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/filsef-i-choose-violence-morale__1.jpg?v=1789865771"},{"product_id":"emotional-support-human-morale-patch","title":"Emotional Support Human Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eEmotional support human. Officially designated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomebody in your life needs this on their bag so you can point at it on the hard days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788263743557,"sku":"FP-117","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/emotional-support-human-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789865770"},{"product_id":"i-need-caffeine-morale-patch","title":"I Need Caffeine Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eI need caffeine. This is not a preference. It is a medical situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCircular, green, and speaking for every human being before 10am.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788263776325,"sku":"FP-116","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/i-need-caffeine-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789865860"},{"product_id":"hide-the-pain-morale-patch","title":"Hide The Pain Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eThat smile is load-bearing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe most recognizable forced grin on the internet, stitched in thread and quiet suffering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2.5\" x 3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788263809093,"sku":"FP-120","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/hide-the-pain-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789865859"},{"product_id":"live-laugh-toaster-bath-morale","title":"Live Laugh Toaster Bath Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eLive, laugh, toaster bath.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWall-art energy that took a hard left turn. Dark, minimal, and going straight over some heads.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788263874629,"sku":"FP-108","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/live-laugh-toaster-bath-morale__1.jpg?v=1789865943"},{"product_id":"filsef-dumpster-fire-morale-patch","title":"Dumpster Fire Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt's fine. Everything's fine. The dumpster is on fire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe universal symbol for a week that got away from everybody involved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 2.7\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788263940165,"sku":"FP-134","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/filsef-dumpster-fire-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789865770"},{"product_id":"hot-mess-morale-patch-filsef","title":"Hot Mess Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eHot mess. Flame decals included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLong, loud, and impossible to miss. Exactly like the person wearing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5\" x 1.2\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788264038469,"sku":"FP-135","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/hot-mess-morale-patch-filsef__1.jpg?v=1789865860"},{"product_id":"take-ur-meds-morale-patch","title":"Take Ur Meds Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003etake ur meds\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA text bubble doing the job your friends are too polite to do. Long, blue, and correct.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5\" x 1.3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788264267845,"sku":"FP-126","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/take-ur-meds-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789866030"},{"product_id":"hungry-morale-patch-filsef-meme","title":"Not Hungry But I Am Bored Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eI'm not hungry, but I am bored.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe single most honest sentence ever stitched onto fabric. Check the fridge again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788264333381,"sku":"FP-158","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/hungry-morale-patch-filsef-meme__1.jpg?v=1789865860"},{"product_id":"merry-crisis-filsef-morale-patch","title":"Merry Crisis Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eMerry crisis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA decorated tree and an honest assessment of the holiday season. Deploy annually.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2.4\" x 3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788264562757,"sku":"FP-167","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/merry-crisis-filsef-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789865944"},{"product_id":"acceptable-filsef-morale-patch-meme","title":"This Is Acceptable Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe room is on fire. The cat is fine. This is acceptable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCertified proof that you have made peace with the chaos and would rather not discuss it further.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788264988741,"sku":"FP-180","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/acceptable-filsef-morale-patch-meme__1.jpg?v=1789865663"},{"product_id":"starshine-filsef-morale-patch-meme","title":"Good Morning Starshine Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eGood morning, starshine. The earth says hello.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBig, bright, and aggressively cheerful. Our largest square, for maximum unsolicited optimism.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4\" x 4\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788265087045,"sku":"FP-178","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/starshine-filsef-morale-patch-meme__1.jpg?v=1789866028"},{"product_id":"sweater-weather-filsef-morale-patch","title":"Sweater Weather Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eSweater weather. The only correct weather.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA cable knit in a circle, warm tones, and a quiet campaign for autumn to last all year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 2.4\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788265316421,"sku":"FP-186","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/sweater-weather-filsef-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789866029"},{"product_id":"strugglebug-filsef-morale-patch-meme","title":"Strugglebug Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eStrugglebug. On its back, legs up, still technically going.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the days you are functionally a beetle in a parking lot. We have all been there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 2.7\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788265349189,"sku":"FP-185","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/strugglebug-filsef-morale-patch-meme__1.jpg?v=1789866029"},{"product_id":"oopsadaisy-filsef-morale-patch-meme","title":"Oops-A-Daisy Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eOops-a-daisy. It's a daisy. You messed up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSoft green, gentle flower, and a phrase that has covered for some genuinely catastrophic mistakes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788265381957,"sku":"FP-188","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/oopsadaisy-filsef-morale-patch-meme__1.jpg?v=1789865945"},{"product_id":"lil-salty-filsef-morale-patch","title":"Lil Salty Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eLil salty. It's a salt shaker. You're the salt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTall, narrow, and mildly accusatory. Wear it to the argument.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1.6\" x 3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788265513029,"sku":"FP-191","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/lil-salty-filsef-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789865943"},{"product_id":"chill-out-morale-patch-meme","title":"Chill Out Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eChill out. It's a melting ice cube. It is doing its best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA gentle suggestion for whoever happens to be reading over your shoulder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3.1\" x 2.5\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788265611333,"sku":"FP-200","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/chill-out-morale-patch-meme__1.jpg?v=1789865767"},{"product_id":"ghosted-morale-patch-meme-patch","title":"Ghosted Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eGhosted. Left on read by an actual ghost.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor anyone still waiting on a reply from three weeks ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3.1\" x 2.5\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788265971781,"sku":"FP-202","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/ghosted-morale-patch-meme-patch__1.jpg?v=1789865856"},{"product_id":"grin-and-bear-it-morale","title":"Grin and Bear It Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eGrin and bear it. The bear is grinning. The bear is not happy about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor every meeting you sat through with your face doing exactly this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788266135621,"sku":"FP-210","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/grin-and-bear-it-morale__1.jpg?v=1789865858"},{"product_id":"home-body-filsef-morale-patch","title":"Home Body Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eHome body. The house is right there. Why would you leave it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA little house for the people whose ideal Friday involves the door staying shut.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 2.8\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788266201157,"sku":"FP-217","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/home-body-filsef-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789865859"},{"product_id":"anxious-filsef-morale-patch-meme","title":"Hello I Am Anxious Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eHello, I am anxious. There. Now you know and we can skip the small talk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA name tag for the socially exhausted. Everyone finds out eventually, so you may as well lead with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 2\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788266233925,"sku":"FP-230","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/anxious-filsef-morale-patch-meme__1.jpg?v=1789865663"},{"product_id":"but-did-you-die-though-morale-patch","title":"But Did You Die Though Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eBut did you die though?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA tombstone asking the one question that invalidates every complaint you were about to make.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2.5 x 3 in (6.3 x 7.6 cm) embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45795507601477,"sku":"FP-094","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/but-did-you-die-though-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789865666"},{"product_id":"lifes-short-buy-the-shoes-morale-patch","title":"Life's Short Buy The Shoes Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eLife's short. Buy the shoes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFinancial advice from a red heel on a yellow warning sign. Take it. You were going to anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 x 2.6 in (7.6 x 6.6 cm) embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45795507634245,"sku":"FP-163","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/lifes-short-buy-the-shoes-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789865942"},{"product_id":"dead-end-morale-patch","title":"Dead End Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eDead end. There's a skull on the sign. They were not being subtle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYellow diamond road sign energy for a route, a career, or a conversation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45795507765317,"sku":"FP-237","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/dead-end-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789865768"},{"product_id":"crying-onion-morale-patch","title":"Crying Onion Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt's not you. It's the onion. It is definitely the onion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA purple onion in full breakdown, crying harder than anyone in the kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45795507830853,"sku":"FP-238","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/crying-onion-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789865768"},{"product_id":"dont-push-my-buttons-morale-patch","title":"Don't Push My Buttons Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eDon't push my buttons.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn extremely annoyed robot issuing a final warning. It has had a day and you are not helping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45795509141573,"sku":"FP-244","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/dont-push-my-buttons-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789865769"},{"product_id":"look-ahead-morale-patch","title":"Look Ahead Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eLook ahead. The lighthouse is doing its job. Do yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGenuinely encouraging, no punchline, no catch. Sometimes you need one of those.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45795509305413,"sku":"FP-247","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/look-ahead-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789865943"},{"product_id":"throne-of-lies-morale-patch","title":"Throne Of Lies Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eSanta hat on, finger up, accusation locked in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the one person at the gathering who cannot let a small lie slide. Let the patch do the confronting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2.4 x 3 in (6.1 x 7.6 cm) embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45799198392389,"sku":"FP-128","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/throne-of-lies-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789884989"},{"product_id":"fast-as-f-k-boi-morale-patch","title":"Fast As F**k Boi Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou are not fast. The patch is fast. Nobody needs to know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA three-inch strip of entirely unearned confidence for the gym bag, the range bag, or the snack bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 x 1.1 in (7.6 x 2.9 cm) embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45799198457925,"sku":"FP-071","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/fast-as-f-k-boi-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789884989"},{"product_id":"updog-morale-patch","title":"Updog Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat's updog? Congratulations, you just lost to a patch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it out and count how many people walk straight into it. The answer is all of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 x 2.8 in (7.6 x 7.0 cm) embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45799198556229,"sku":"FP-077","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/updog-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789884990"},{"product_id":"eff-you-see-kay-morale-patch","title":"Eff You See Kay Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eSpell it out. Go on. Take your time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA heart, a circle and four letters that get through every dress code ever written.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 x 3 in (7.6 x 7.6 cm) embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45799198883909,"sku":"FP-104","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/eff-you-see-kay-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789885008"},{"product_id":"go-kick-rocks-morale-patch","title":"Go Kick Rocks Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eA boot. A rock. One very clear instruction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFour inches of 'please leave' so you never have to say it out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4 x 4 in (10.2 x 10.2 cm) embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45799204487237,"sku":"FP-003","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/go-kick-rocks-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789885008"},{"product_id":"best-guy-morale-patch","title":"Best Guy Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eNot the best. Just the best guy. Different bar entirely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA yellow tag awarding you a title nobody verified and nobody can take back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 x 1.9 in (7.6 x 4.9 cm) embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45799208222789,"sku":"FP-101","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/best-guy-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789885027"},{"product_id":"1-battery-morale-patch","title":"1% Battery Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eStill running. Barely. Refusing to plug in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA four-and-a-half-inch status bar that explains your entire week without you opening your mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5 x 1.5 in (11.4 x 3.8 cm) embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45799208288325,"sku":"FP-115","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/1-battery-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789885043"},{"product_id":"theiyrre-morale-patch","title":"Theiyr're Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eTheir. They're. There. This patch refuses to choose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFour and a half inches of grammatical crime, worn deliberately, to upset one specific person you know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5 x 1 in (11.4 x 2.5 cm) embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45799208484933,"sku":"FP-129","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/theiyrre-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789885043"},{"product_id":"have-a-day-morale-patch","title":"Have A Day Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eNot a good one. Not a bad one. Just a day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe flattest smiley ever stitched, delivering the least enthusiastic well-wish available.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 x 3 in (7.6 x 7.6 cm) embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45799208550469,"sku":"FP-146","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/have-a-day-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789885044"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/collections\/coll-mood.jpg?v=1789868543","url":"https:\/\/filsef.com\/collections\/mood.oembed","provider":"FILSEF","version":"1.0","type":"link"}