{"title":"Animals","description":"\u003cp\u003eGeese with agendas, cats with receipts, and one bear that is definitely not a dawg.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"honk-morale-patch-meme-patch","title":"HONK Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eHONK.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA goose, a propaganda poster, and one word of pure aggression. The goose has a plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 2.5\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788258697285,"sku":"FP-121","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/honk-morale-patch-meme-patch__1.jpg?v=1789865859"},{"product_id":"lets-get-this-bread-morale","title":"Let's Get This Bread Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eLet's get this bread.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA goose with a briefcase and a loaf. It is going to work. It is going to win.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 2.8\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788259024965,"sku":"FP-141","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/lets-get-this-bread-morale__1.jpg?v=1789865863"},{"product_id":"flying-pig-morale-path-filsef","title":"When Pigs Fly Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eTwo winged pigs, mid-flight, absolutely thriving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor all the things you swore you'd do when pigs fly. Well. Look up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 1.9\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788259090501,"sku":"FP-161","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/flying-pig-morale-path-filsef__1.jpg?v=1789865771"},{"product_id":"chickens-filsef-morale-patch-meme","title":"Look At All Those Chickens Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eLook at all those chickens!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExcept they're geese. That's the entire joke and it has outlived most of the internet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788259123269,"sku":"FP-164","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/chickens-filsef-morale-patch-meme__1.jpg?v=1789865767"},{"product_id":"hootin-filsef-morale-patch-meme","title":"Outside I'm Hootin Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eOutside I'm hootin'. Inside I'm hollerin'.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn owl in a cowboy hat living two entirely separate lives at the same time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788259254341,"sku":"FP-176","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/hootin-filsef-morale-patch-meme__1.jpg?v=1789865859"},{"product_id":"web-designer-morale-patch-meme","title":"Web Designer Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eWeb designer. It's a spider. On a web. That it designed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe finest dad joke in this entire catalog and we will not be taking questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788259352645,"sku":"FP-208","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/web-designer-morale-patch-meme__1.jpg?v=1789866031"},{"product_id":"buggin-morale-patch-meme-patch","title":"Buggin' Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou're buggin'.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA fly with an attitude problem and a point to make. Let it do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2.8\" x 3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788259385413,"sku":"FP-207","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/buggin-morale-patch-meme-patch__1.jpg?v=1789865666"},{"product_id":"it-is-what-it-is","title":"It Is What It Is Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt is what it is, and it isn't great.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA sad little raccoon and the most quietly devastating phrase in the English language.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 2.6\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788259516485,"sku":"FP-226","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/it-is-what-it-is__1.jpg?v=1789865862"},{"product_id":"cattitude-filsef-morale-patch-meme","title":"Cattitude Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eCattitude. The condition of being a cat, or being anywhere near one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClaws out, zero regrets, and completely convinced it did nothing wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 2.9\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788260335685,"sku":"FP-232","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/cattitude-filsef-morale-patch-meme__1.jpg?v=1789865767"},{"product_id":"filsef-meowdy-morale-patch","title":"Meowdy Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eMeowdy. A cat in a cowboy hat. There is nothing further to explain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor cat people with a Texas streak, or Texans with a cat problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2.2\" x 3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788263448645,"sku":"FP-093","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/filsef-meowdy-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789865771"},{"product_id":"filsef-i-choose-violence-morale","title":"I Choose Violence Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eI choose violence, says the very small, very angry duck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA tiny bird with a cigarette and a grudge. Do not test it before coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788263612485,"sku":"FP-105","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/filsef-i-choose-violence-morale__1.jpg?v=1789865771"},{"product_id":"i-saw-that-cat-filsef","title":"I Saw That Cat Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eI saw that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA black cat with receipts. It saw. It remembers. It will bring it up later.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2.4\" x 3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788264005701,"sku":"FP-136","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/i-saw-that-cat-filsef__1.jpg?v=1789865860"},{"product_id":"silly-goose-morale-patch-filsef","title":"Certified Silly Goose Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou're not just a silly goose. You're a certified silly goose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCredentials: one propeller beanie, zero regrets, and the confidence of a bird that has never once been told no.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788264104005,"sku":"FP-139","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/silly-goose-morale-patch-filsef__1.jpg?v=1789866027"},{"product_id":"orca-morale-patch-filsef-meme","title":"Support Orca-nized Crime Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eSupport orca-nized crime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe whales have been doing their thing and frankly some of us are cheering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788264202309,"sku":"FP-138","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/orca-morale-patch-filsef-meme__1.jpg?v=1789865945"},{"product_id":"splish-splash-your-opinion-is","title":"Your Opinion Is Trash Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eSplish splash, your opinion is trash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA rubber duck in sunglasses delivering the most efficient argument-ender ever devised.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2.7\" x 3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788264431685,"sku":"FP-144","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/splish-splash-your-opinion-is__1.jpg?v=1789866028"},{"product_id":"dawg-filsef-morale-patch-meme","title":"Can I Pet That Dawg Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eCan I pet that dawg?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a bear. You may not pet that dawg. Ask anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4\" x 4\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788264529989,"sku":"FP-168","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/dawg-filsef-morale-patch-meme__1.jpg?v=1789865768"},{"product_id":"cold-turkey-morale-patch-filsef","title":"Cold Turkey Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eGoing cold turkey. The turkey is also cold. And wearing boots.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQuitting something? Same. This bird gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788264693829,"sku":"FP-162","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/cold-turkey-morale-patch-filsef__1.jpg?v=1789865768"},{"product_id":"goat-filsef-morale-patch-meme","title":"The GOAT Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe GOAT. An actual goat. In a field. Being the greatest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClaim the title yourself or hand it to somebody who's earned it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 2.9\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788264824901,"sku":"FP-173","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/goat-filsef-morale-patch-meme__1.jpg?v=1789865857"},{"product_id":"acceptable-filsef-morale-patch-meme","title":"This Is Acceptable Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe room is on fire. The cat is fine. This is acceptable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCertified proof that you have made peace with the chaos and would rather not discuss it further.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788264988741,"sku":"FP-180","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/acceptable-filsef-morale-patch-meme__1.jpg?v=1789865663"},{"product_id":"bats-filsef-morale-patch-meme","title":"It's Fricken Bats Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt's fricken bats!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYelled by a man in a cave, immortalized forever, and now available for the outside of your backpack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 2.8\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788265021509,"sku":"FP-171","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/bats-filsef-morale-patch-meme__1.jpg?v=1789865664"},{"product_id":"mushroom-filsef-morale-patch-meme","title":"Mushroom Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eA red-capped mushroom with legs and somewhere to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCottagecore meets tactical gear. Nobody saw it coming and everybody wants one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2.6\" x 3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788265119813,"sku":"FP-187","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/mushroom-filsef-morale-patch-meme__1.jpg?v=1789865945"},{"product_id":"strugglebug-filsef-morale-patch-meme","title":"Strugglebug Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eStrugglebug. On its back, legs up, still technically going.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the days you are functionally a beetle in a parking lot. We have all been there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 2.7\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788265349189,"sku":"FP-185","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/strugglebug-filsef-morale-patch-meme__1.jpg?v=1789866029"},{"product_id":"catfish-filsef-morale-patch-meme","title":"Catfish Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eA catfish in a top hat. Distinguished, dishonest, and dressed for the occasion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor anyone who has been burned by a profile picture from 2014.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 2.4\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788265414725,"sku":"FP-184","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/catfish-filsef-morale-patch-meme__1.jpg?v=1789865766"},{"product_id":"duck-you-filsef-morale-patch","title":"Duck You Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eDuck you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA rubber duck telling you off in the politest way the English language allows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2.8\" x 3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788265447493,"sku":"FP-195","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/duck-you-filsef-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789865769"},{"product_id":"pedro-filsef-morale-patch-meme","title":"Pedro Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003ePedro. The raccoon is dancing and it will not be stopping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRound, grey, and responsible for a truly unreasonable amount of screen time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" diameter embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788265644101,"sku":"FP-196","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/pedro-filsef-morale-patch-meme__1.jpg?v=1789865946"},{"product_id":"frogs-filsef-morale-patch-meme","title":"Turn The Frogs Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eThey're turning the friggin' frogs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn internet classic rendered in thread, hot pink, and total commitment to the bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 x 2.7 in (7.6 x 6.9 cm) embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788266070085,"sku":"FP-206","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/frogs-filsef-morale-patch-meme__1.jpg?v=1789865772"},{"product_id":"snailed-it-morale-patch-meme","title":"Snailed It Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eSnailed it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA snail who got there eventually and is taking the full credit regardless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3.1\" x 2.9\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788266102853,"sku":"FP-209","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/snailed-it-morale-patch-meme__1.jpg?v=1789866027"},{"product_id":"grin-and-bear-it-morale","title":"Grin and Bear It Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eGrin and bear it. The bear is grinning. The bear is not happy about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor every meeting you sat through with your face doing exactly this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788266135621,"sku":"FP-210","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/grin-and-bear-it-morale__1.jpg?v=1789865858"},{"product_id":"doggone-it-filsef-morale-patch","title":"Doggone It Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eDoggone it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA pug wearing the face of someone the day has already beaten. Deeply relatable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2.8\" x 3\" embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45788266168389,"sku":"FP-214","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/doggone-it-filsef-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789865769"},{"product_id":"black-cat-morale-patch","title":"Black Cat Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eArched back, tail up, absolutely not in the mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA classic black cat silhouette with attitude to spare. Good luck, bad luck, who's counting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45795507863621,"sku":"FP-239","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/black-cat-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789865664"},{"product_id":"moostache-morale-patch","title":"Moostache Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eMoostache. A cow. With a mustache. The pun is load-bearing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePink handlebar mustache, unbothered expression, and absolutely no plans to explain itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45795509108805,"sku":"FP-243","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/moostache-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789865944"},{"product_id":"sourpuss-morale-patch","title":"Sourpuss Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eSourpuss. A lemon with a cat's face and a permanent opinion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the sourest person you know, or for wearing on the mornings when that person is you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45795509174341,"sku":"FP-245","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/sourpuss-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789866028"},{"product_id":"drumsticks-morale-patch","title":"Drumsticks Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eDrumsticks. A turkey playing the drums with its own drumsticks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke operates on two levels and the turkey knows exactly what it's doing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45795509239877,"sku":"FP-246","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/drumsticks-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789865769"},{"product_id":"apes-together-strong-morale-patch","title":"Apes Together Strong Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eAlone you're an ape. Together you're a problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFour inches of solidarity for whatever dumb thing your group has committed to this week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4 x 3.1 in (10.2 x 7.9 cm) embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45799204585541,"sku":"FP-007","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/apes-together-strong-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789885008"},{"product_id":"moo-im-a-goat-morale-patch","title":"Moo I'm A Goat Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eA giraffe. Claiming to be a goat. Saying moo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNothing here is correct and that is entirely the point. Commit to the bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 x 3 in (7.6 x 7.6 cm) embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45799204651077,"sku":"FP-073","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/moo-im-a-goat-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789885026"},{"product_id":"bonk-horny-jail-morale-patch","title":"Bonk Horny Jail Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eStraight to jail. No trial. Bonk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBring the bat, sentence your friends, and let the patch handle the paperwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 x 2.2 in (7.6 x 5.5 cm) embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45799204716613,"sku":"FP-082","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/bonk-horny-jail-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789885026"},{"product_id":"love-morale-patch","title":"Love Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eFour letters, one paw print. You know exactly who it's about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFour and a half inches for the person whose dog is the most important thing in their life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5 x 1.4 in (11.4 x 3.7 cm) embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45799208255557,"sku":"FP-109","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/love-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789885027"},{"product_id":"oh-deer-morale-patch","title":"Oh Deer Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eA deer, mid-realisation. Same, honestly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWide eyes, full antlers, no plan whatsoever. The most relatable animal ever put on a bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2.8 x 3 in (7.6 x 7.6 cm) embroidered patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backing — attaches to any loop-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBackpacks, plate carriers, jackets, hats, range bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRepositionable — swap it out whenever you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVeteran owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"FILSEF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45799208517701,"sku":"FP-142","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/files\/oh-deer-morale-patch__1.jpg?v=1789885044"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3829\/1013\/collections\/coll-animals.jpg?v=1789868542","url":"https:\/\/filsef.com\/collections\/animals.oembed","provider":"FILSEF","version":"1.0","type":"link"}